I'm Noémie / Naomi (you can pick either one to talk to me), Parisian born and raised !!
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Only one kind of wank is tolerated !!
MULTISHIPPING WILL SAVE THE WORLD !!
It’s a food-related fic night, it seems
The first time Kurt has to buy a size-up, he internally blames the infamous Freshman 15 - even if it’s closer to a Freshman 9 in his case - and vows to exercise more often.
But his eating habits are not really helping, especially since he doesn’t have to control the calories intake of each item he brings home - he doesn’t have to watch over his Dad, not from New York, and the girls are old enough to take care of themselves.
So he develops quite the musculature, and for a little while, he stops putting weight on.
Oh my God no
The two are married - with women
They’re “just” best friends, I only took it to the other level for Klaine !
Knittywriter won the 3rd place of my give-away, and asked for a fic where Kurt & Blaine are Norbert & Jean!!! (Either on Le Defi or on Top Chef — you pick)
For those of you who don’t know about them, Norbert (left) and Jean (right) :
are two French cooks who were respectively the winner and the runner-up for Top Chef France in 2012, who are as different as two chefs can be and became best friends in the process, only to come back on our screens with a concept that I will reveal in the fic
From best friends to lovers, well - Klaine took that step ;)
It was supposed to be long-ish drabble, and it turned into this monster (no regrets !!!!!)
Blaine Anderson had entered Chef Robuchon’s kitchen at the prim age of 14, and has learned his craft with the man who is considered as the best chef, the best cook around the world.
As far as Blaine is concerned, he doesn’t need the title of Top Chef to prove to everybody that he’s a good chef - he knows it, he can see it in his clients’ faces and in the emptiness and near immaculate state of the plates when they come back to him. But being on national television would definitely bring the Chicagoan restaurant more visibility and thus more clients.
Besides, he knows that he has charisma to boot, and he loves sharing the knowledge Chef Robuchon shared so generously with him all these years ago.
As he looks at the other candidates, he recognizes some of them, from Joel’s kitchen and because the cooking world is not that big a world.
Everytime I type “morning reblog”, i start singing the “morning report” from the lion king
My brain is a weird place …
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
It’s not exactly the same but both work for me
No-ey-mee or Nah-omee :3